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European Official language		Make the best of it
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility...		A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up....
Expertise or Seniority		What did she do today? :)
Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine...		A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard...
Changing The World		What do women really want?
When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change the nation. When I found I couldn't change the nation, I began to focus on my town...		Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question...
Confidence, Trust and Hope		The Mexican Fisherman
CONFIDENCE Once, all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an Umbrella, that's confidence...		A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them...
Why women cry?		How business is done!
"Why are you crying," a young boy asked his Mom? "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but that's O.K.".......		A Conversation was between a man named Baboo & his son. Baboo: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice". Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Baboo: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." ....
What is love, What is Marriage???		Her diary and His diary!
The student asks a teacher: What is love? The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back...		HER DIARY: Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at the restaurant to have a dinner...
Hearing Aid		Did I marry the right person?
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid...		During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question. She said, "How do I know if I married the right person ?" ...
Where is the truth??		A Dream!
Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night...		A woman awoke excitedly on her anniversary and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a diamond necklace for our Anniversary! What do you think it means?" ...
A Chinese Blessing...		Mechanic vs. Surgeon
A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One pot had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water...		A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car...
True!!!		Gold Wrapping Paper
"U love someone" U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband...		The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper....
A haircut!		90/10 Principle
There is this good old barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber...		Discover the 90/10 Principle. It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations). What is this principle? ...
Just another way of looking at it		Assassin is Needed
They say that one day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet and a sign that read: "I am blind, please help"...		The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...Two men and a woman...
Intelligent boy		The Guardian Angel
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." ...		A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."...
The 'LITTLE' Things		Who Discovered the Penicillin??
As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts....		His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog...
An Interview		Make it Happen
A prospective student was being interviewed for admission to a prestigious Management Institute...		As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures are being held by only a small rope ...
Fresh Fish		A Blondie and a puzzle!
The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades...		A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."...
Think like a man!		Marketing
How guys select the girl they want to marry..... A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry...		A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students...
Lateral and Logical Thinking		Life after Death
Many years ago in a small Indian village, A farmer had the misfortune Of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender...		BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?" EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied...
The Perfect Heart		WordPerfect Help Desk
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley...		This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Help line...
Bus Driver		Power of Prayers
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well...		A Mosque goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to Mosque. "I've gone for 30 years now," he wrote ...
A Wonderful Husband		The Ultimate Project Management
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk ...		Project Manager: is a person who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month ...
Are you in love?		Prison vs Work
When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love ...		In Prison, you get three meals a day (free). At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself ...
Two frogs		Programmers to Testers
A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit...		Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work...
I have learned ...		Whom to blame
I've learned.... that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person...		Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a Loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes...
The Starfish		The Promise
Once upon a time there was a wise man who used to go to the ocean to do his writing. He had a habit of walking on the beach before he began his work...		There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money...
Housewife		Office Phrases
Is a HOUSEWIFE Really Unemployed ??		1.For your information, please. (FYI) Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it....
WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED		Old carpenter
The Guide for all Men Yes = No No = Yes		An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer- contractor of his plans to leave the house- building business...
A huge failure survey		How to hire right people
Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:...		Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window...
The Wood Cutter		Mom's love
One day a woodcutter took his grandson into the forest for his first experience in selecting and cutting oak trees...		When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long...
Smile with this!		The eclipse
Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????		Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun...
Love hearing it!		Pearls
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week", she explains...		Jenny was a bright-eyed, pretty five-year-old girl. One day when she and her mother were checking out at the grocery store...
To Be Eight Again!		Lessons in Logic
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror...		If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity...
Relations		Love, Wealth and Success
The best relation ever is the one between your two eyes, "they blink together, move together, cry together, see together and sleep together"...		A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them...
Reason, season or lifetime!		Noah's Ark
ARE YOU A REASON, A SEASON, OR A LIFETIME? People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime...		Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark ...One: Don't miss the boat...
Choose to succeed		The husband and wife
How much responsibility are you willing to take? The more responsibility you assume, the more successful you'll become...		A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone...
The Woman and the Stone		P.U.S.H.
A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream...		A man was sleeping at night in his cabin when suddenly his room filled with light, and an angel appeared...
The Turtle Picnic		Top 10 Listening Tips
A turtle family went on a picnic.. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outings...		1) Don't Interrupt 2) Keep an Open Mind ...
Your Biggest Résumé Mistakes		Mothers know everything!
You formatted your résumé ingeniously. You bolded your name and sized it just enough so it will stand out from the masses...		A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married...
Teamwork		The new seven wonders of the world
Good old lessons in teamwork ...		A private Swiss foundation called New Open World Corporation (NOWC) launched the contest in January..
Love your country		Create the light of your life
In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day..		It doesn't matter for how long the room has been dark; For a day, or a week, or a year, or for ten thousand years...
Choose to be Happy		To All Married Couples
John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say...		When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you...
JUST FRIEND VS BEST FRIEND		Quotes
A Just Friend says..hi,..hello, ..bye,... and walks away... A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??		Never explain your self to any one because ...
English letters		Hold a hand
Do you know that ..... Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' &'d' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99 ...		Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter...
Excellant Quates		I see garbage trucks!
In a day, when you don't come across any problems, you can be sure that, you are traveling on the wrong path ....		How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver...
Steve Jobs Speech 2005		About working in IT
Steven Paul Jobs (born February 24, 1955) is the American co-founder, Chairman and CEO of Apple Inc ...		10 dirty little secrets you should know about working in IT...