There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money
and was a real miser when it came to his money.
He loved money more than just about anything.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
the afterlife with me.
He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of
the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close
the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she
came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her
friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in
there with your husband!"
She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him
that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him.
"You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!!!!?
"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check."
Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman!