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IN
PRISON
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 |
AT
WORK
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you
spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
|
you
spend most of your time in a 6X8
cubicle. |
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IN
PRISON
|
|
AT
WORK
|
|
you get three meals a day
(free). |
you only get a break for one
meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
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IN
PRISON
|
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AT
WORK
|
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you get time off for good
behavior. |
you get rewarded for good
behavior with more
WORK. |
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IN
PRISON
|
 |
AT
WORK
|
|
a guard locks and unlocks the
doors for you. |
you must carry around a
security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
|
|
 |
IN
PRISON
|
|
AT
WORK
|
|
you can watch TV and play
games. |
you get fired for watching TV
and playing games. |
|
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IN
PRISON
|
|
AT
WORK
|
|
you get your own toilet.
|
you have to
share. |
|
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IN
PRISON
|
 |
AT
WORK
|
|
they allow your family and
friends to visit. |
you can not even speak to
your family and
friends. |
|
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IN
PRISON
|
|
AT
WORK
|
|
all expenses are paid by
taxpayers with no work at all.
|
you get to pay all the
expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay
for the prisoners. |
Hmmm?
Which
Sounds Better?
So what are you
waiting
for.........
Kill your
Manager :)
