By Jason Hiner
10 - The pay in IT is good compared to many other professions, but since they
pay you well (????), they often think they own you
Although the pay for IT professionals is not as great as it was before the
dot-com flameout and the IT backlash in 2001–2002, IT workers still make very
good money compared to many other professions (at least the ones that require
only an associate's or bachelor's degree). And there is every reason to believe
that IT pros will continue to be in demand in the coming decades, as technology
continues to play a growing role in business and society.
However, because IT professionals can be so expensive, some companies treat IT
pros like they own them. If you have to answer a tech call at 9:00 PM because
someone is working late, you hear, "That's just part of the job." If you need to
work six hours on a Saturday to deploy a software update to avoid downtime
during business hours, you get, "There's no comp time for that since you're on
salary. That's why we pay you the big bucks!"
09- It will be your fault when users make silly errors
Some users will angrily snap at you when they are frustrated. They will yell,
"What's wrong with this thing!" or "This computer is NOT working!" or (my
personal favorite), "What did you do to the computers?" In fact, the problem is
that they accidentally deleted the Internet Explorer icon from the desktop, or
unplugged the mouse from the back of the computer with their foot, or spilled
their coffee on the keyboard.
08- You'll go from goat to hero and back again multiple times within any
given day
When you miraculously fix something that had been keeping multiple employees
from being able to work for the past 10 minutes—and they don't realize how
simple the fix really was—you will become the hero of the moment and everyone's
favorite employee. But they'll conveniently forget about your hero anointment a
few hours later when they have trouble printing because of a network slowdown.
You'll be enemy No. 1 at that moment. Then, if you show users a handy little
Microsoft Outlook trick before the end of the day, you'll quickly return to hero
status.
07- Certifications won't always help you become a better technologist, but
they can help you land a better job or a pay raise
Headhunters and human resources departments love IT certifications. They
make it easy to match up job candidates with job openings. They also make it
easy for HR to screen candidates. You'll hear a lot of veteran IT pros whine
about techies who were hired based on certifications but who don't have the
experience to effectively do the job. They are often right. That has happened in
plenty of places. But certifications do open up your career options. They show
that you are organized and ambitious and have a desire to educate yourself and
expand your skills. If you are an experienced IT pro and have certifications to
match your experience, you will find yourself to be extremely marketable. Tech
certifications are simply a way to prove your baseline knowledge and to market
yourself as a professional. However, most of them are not a good indicator of
how good you will be at the job.
06- Your no-technical co-workers will use you as personal tech support for
their home PCs
Your co-workers (and your friends, family, and neighbors) will view you as
their personal tech support department for their home PCs and home networks.
They'll e-mail you, call you, and/or stop by your office to talk about how to
deal with the virus that took over their home PC and the wireless router that
stopped working after the last power outage and to ask you how to put their
photos and videos on the Web for their grandparents in Iowa to view them.
Some of them might even ask you if they can bring in their home PC to the office
for you to fix it. The polite ones will offer to pay you, but some of them will
just hope or expect you can help them for free. Helping these folks can be
rewarding, but you have to be careful about where to draw the line and know when
to decline."
05- Vendors and consultants will take all the credit when things work well
and will blame you when things go wrong
Working with IT consultants is an important part of the job and can be one
of the more challenging things to manage. Consultants bring niche expertise to
help you deploy specialized systems, and when everything works right, it's a
great partnership. But you have to be careful. When things go wrong, some
consultants will try to push the blame off on you by arguing that their solution
works great everywhere else so it must be a problem with the local IT
infrastructure. Conversely, when a project is wildly successful, there are
consultants who will try to take all of the credit and ignore the substantial
work you did to customize and implement the solution for your company.
04- You'll spend far more time babysitting old technologies than implementing
new ones
One of the most attractive things about working in IT is the idea that we'll
get to play with the latest cutting edge technologies. However, that's not
usually the case in most IT jobs. The truth is that IT professionals typically
spend far more time maintaining, babysitting, and nursing established
technologies than implementing new ones. Even IT consultants, who may work with
more of the latest and greatest technologies, tend to work primarily with
established, proven solutions rather than the real cutting edge stuff.
03- Veteran IT professionals are often the biggest roadblocks to implementing
new technologies
A lot of companies could implement more cutting edge stuff than they do.
There are plenty of times when upgrading or replacing software or infrastructure
can potentially save money and/or increase productivity and profitability.
However, it's often the case that one of the largest roadblocks to migrating to
new technologies is not budget constraints or management objections—it's the
veteran techies in the IT department. Once they have something up and running,
they are reluctant to change it. This can be a good thing because their jobs
depend on keeping the infrastructure stable, but they also use that as an excuse
to not spend the time to learn new things or stretch themselves in new
directions. They get lazy, complacent, and self-satisfied.
02- Some IT professionals deploy technologies that do more to consolidate
their own power than to help the business
Another subtle but blameworthy thing that some IT professionals do is select
and implement technologies based on how well those technologies make the
business dependent on the IT pros to run them, rather than which ones are truly
best for the business itself. For example, IT pros might select a solution that
requires more specialized skills to maintain instead of a more turnkey solution.
Or an IT manager might have more of a Linux/UNIX background and so chooses a
Linux-based solution over a Windows solution, even though the Windows solution
is a better business decision (or, vice versa, a Windows admin might bypass a
Linux-based appliance, for example). Excuses and justifications are often given
for this type of behavior, but most of them are disingenuous.
01- IT pros frequently use jargon to confuse no-technical business managers
and hide the fact that they screwed up
All IT pros—even the very best—screw things up once in a while. This is a
profession where a lot is at stake and the systems that are being managed are
complex and often difficult to integrate. However, not all IT pros are good at
admitting when they make a mistake. Many of them take advantage of the fact that
business managers (and even some high-level technical managers) don't have a
good understanding of technology, and so the techies will use jargon to confuse
them (and cover up the truth) when explaining why a problem or an outage
occurred. For example, to tell a business manager why a financial application
went down for three hours, the techie might say, "We had a blue screen of death
on the SQL Server that runs that app. Damn Microsoft!" What the techie would
fail to mention was that the BSOD was caused by a driver update he applied to
the server without first testing it on a staging machine.