The American way to present facts!


A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a bull-dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl?" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!?" says the man.
"Oh, what are you then? "
The man says: "I am a Saudi !"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog" !!!