Once (X) asked (Y) , "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
(Y) said, "You should share responsibilities with due love
and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
(X) asked, "Can you explain?"
(Y) said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues
where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's
decisions."
Still not convinced, (X) asked (Y) "Give me some examples"
(Y) said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy,
how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner,
refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are
decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
(X) asked, "Then what is your role?"
(Y) said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like
whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over
Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should
retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".