The Ultimate Project Management

 


Project Manager: is a person who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month ...

Developer: is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby ...

On site coordinator: is a person who thinks a single woman can  deliver 9 babies in one month...

Client: is the one who does not know why he wants a baby ...

Marketing Manager: is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man or woman are available...

Resource Optimization Team: thinks they don't need  a man or a woman; they will produce a baby from scratch...

Documentation Team: thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they will just document 9 months...

Quality Auditor: is the person who is never happy with the Process...